Frasier: So, I'm so glad you can join us on our gala morning.
Randy: Is this thing always so early?
Frasier: No, but then the SeaBeas have always been the wayward maverick of awards shows. In fact I kind of touch on that on my opening remarks, while hewing to my original theme: Communication as the Engine of Social Progress.
Randy: Sounds great. Could I get a big cup of coffee, please?

Frasier: What's Niles doing here?
Martin: Oh, I gave him Ronee's ticket. She said she hated to miss it, but she didn't want to come.

Bandleader: You want to give me a cue so I know when to play you off stage?
Frasier: Ah, you will feel the pace quicken as I build to my climax, which is a grim verbal picture of the world without broadcasting.
Bandleader: Just tell me the last words.
Frasier: I'll say "Thank you."

Frasier: Well, Niles, you should have powdered your nose if you planned to spend so much time in my spotlight.
Niles: I was just making conversation.
Frasier: Well, stop it.
Martin: Knock it off, you two. If you can't share this reporter, I'm gonna ask him to leave.

Kenny: Doc, that's Jerry Edwards. He's supposed to close the show.
Frasier: Is he all right?
Kenny: Oh, no. You knocked his glass eye out. Well, you're gonna have to close the show for him.
Frasier: What?
Kenny: Well, you took him out. And you'll be the only guy in history to open and close the SeaBeas.
Frasier: Really? Nobody's ever done it before?

Frasier: [singing to the tune of Moon River] The SeaBeas, now are at an end
We hope you've made a friend
Or two...
And the SeaBeas
Have great freebies,
Just pick up your bag
At the door to your right.

Frasier: [continuing to sing to the tune of Moon River] The SeaBeas, we hope your day was great,
And, yes, we validate,
Right there.
See Rico, Eduardo or Jen,
They'll bring it round the bend,
A Hyundai or a Benz
The SeaBeas are through.