Frasier Quote #825
Quote from Frasier in The Friend
Frasier: I'm going to go out on a limb. What do you say once we finish these coffees we treat ourselves to a proper dinner?
Bob: Hey, that sounds great.
Frasier: Okay. So, what are you reading?
Bob: It's my bible. "The Big Book of Barbecue" by Jeff Filgo. He's a Texan. You know, of course all Texans think they invented barbecue. Arrogant bastards. You like barbecue?
Frasier: Well, uh, on a national holiday, 4th July, uh, that sort of thing.
Bob: You know the secret to good barbecue? Mesquite. And the secret to mesquite is you gotta soak them in water for 10 minutes. On special occasions, I'll soak them in beer. Once, I soaked them in Sake for that "flavor of the Far East". You know, in Japan they call their barbecues "hibachis"? The arrogant bastards.
Frasier Quotes
‘The Friend’ Quotes
Quote from Niles
Niles: Oh, Frasier, I had a breakthrough today with one of my compulsive gamblers and he gave me two tickets to the racetrack on Saturday. It's a luxury box. I thought you might want to go.
Frasier: I would love to Niles. Why don't you want to use them?
Niles: Well, the jockeys if you must know.
Frasier: What?
Niles: Diminutive, underweight figures in expensive silks wielding riding crops. It just reminded me too much of Maris.
Quote from Martin
Martin: Well you were home late last night.
Frasier: I had dinner with a new friend. Bob.
Martin: Oh, that's right. Have a good time?
Frasier: Hardly. The man talks endlessly on subjects that are of no interest to anyone but him.
Martin: Gee. I can't imagine what that's like.
Quote from Roz
Frasier: So why is it we have so much trouble making friends? Is it because we've become closed off? No longer want to reach out to our fellow man? Well, I'd like to think that if one of you listeners out there happened to see me on the street you'd feel free to walk right on up to me and-
Roz: Excuse me, Dr. Crane, we have to stop for a very important public service announcement. ... Have you lost your mind? You're opening yourself up to every creep out there.
Frasier: Oh, Roz, that's exactly the kind of cynicism I'm talking about. I, for one, happen to believe in the kindness of strangers.
Roz: Well I believe in the strangeness of strangers.