Abby: It's getting very late and I haven't even looked at the menu yet. My, so many choices. What are you guys having?
Martin: Well, I'm pretty sure someone's gettin' scrod.

Abby: So how were the lobsters?
Daphne: They were too cute to eat. I'm having the veal.

Frasier: Actually, I had sort of a rough day myself. I can't stop thinking about the bill Abby sent me.
Niles: Oh?
Frasier: Yes, well, after witnessing her rather slipshod record keeping last night, I, I can't help feeling I'm getting ripped off. So, I fired off a strongly worded e-mail today, insisting on a point-by-point accounting of my bill.
Niles: Oh, good idea. Nothing cements a relationship like calling the girl a crook.

Daphne: Niles, are you feeling OK?
Niles: Oh, yes. I feel fine.
Daphne: Well, in that case, when I get back this will all be behind us. We can celebrate. I'll make us a nice big English country dinner, steak and kidney pudding.

Roz: Frasier gave me this list, but it has over three hundred names on it. Who do you think is best?
Niles: I would really rather not read right now.
Roz: Oh, oh, off the top of your head. Alice really loves those up-tempo numbers. Last night we were listening to "Peer Gynt," and she started doing all these little ballerina moves. You should have seen her, she was so cute. She would sway back and forth to the music and do these little spins and a jump. I was doing them with her but I started getting so dizzy. The room went around and around and around...

Frasier: Hi, Dad.
Martin: Hey. Niles, great news, Tony the chili guy got his vendor license back. Check it out!

Daphne: Donny, after seeing you at the restaurant last night, I want you to know I'm worried about you.
Donny: Okay, this is about Nancy?
Daphne: I'm sure she's a lovely person. And I probably have no right saying this, but I hope you're not rushing into anything.
Donny: Uh, look, Daphne...
Daphne: I know, I know. I'm way out of line here. But, I still care what happens to you. Take the time to get to know each other. Believe me, you'll be glad you did when the day comes you finally do get married. ... Well, what do you know, it's here.

Daphne: I'm so sorry. My timing's so terrible.
Donny: Not really. If you hang around a few minutes, I'm sure we can get you on the wedding video.

Frasier: So, ah, why did you call me?
Abby: Well, Frasier, I thought we could celebrate.
Frasier: Really. Celebrate what?
Abby: Well, this morning I was called down to the conference room and all the partners were there. I thought they were going to yell at me because they found out I'd given you a discount, but instead, they told me I made partner.
Frasier: You gave me a discount? ... I mean, I mean congratulations.