Niles: Well, last night, Frasier saw you having dinner with Marion Lawler.
Frasier: You were with me!

Frasier: Hi, Dad. You look kinda tired.
Martin: Yeah. I just finished my exercises with Nurse Ratchet.

Frasier: Well, we better get going, Niles.
Niles: Oh actually, bad news on that score, Frasier. I'm afraid the lecture's been cancelled.
Frasier: Oh. Well, I can't say I'm really disappointed. I wasn't relishing the idea of three hours on "Right brain, Left brain synergy."
Niles: I'll have you know I trimmed that speech to two and a half hours and I opened with a really funny Al Gore joke.

Niles: Well, it's sort of cute. He's holding her hand. Don't look, don't look. I'll tell you when you can look. Not now. Not now. Okay, now. No, not now!

Daphne: Hello, Dr. Crane.
Niles: Hello, Daphne.
Daphne: What brings you here?
Niles: A rental car, thanks to my brother.

Frasier: Ah, listen Dad, do you have to watch the TV right now?
Martin: Yeah, my program's on.
Frasier: Well, you know, if either of us could work the VCR, we'd tape it.

Roz: For your information, this guy happens to be a very successful media consultant. He graduated from Princeton, he has a house on Mercer Island and he owns a forty-foot sailboat.
Frasier: You met him on a bus, didn't you?
Roz: No. Actually we shared a cab. Alright, he was driving it.