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A Man, a Plan and a Gal: Julia

‘A Man, a Plan and a Gal: Julia’

Season 11, Episode 2 -  Aired September 23, 2003

As Frasier tries to not let his nitpicking get in the way of another relationship, Niles, Daphne and Martin are forced to spend a horrendous evening with Julia.

Quote from Frasier

[Frasier draws a circle with a stem.]
Julia: A ball. A balloon. Oh, an apple! A bomb. The circle. Oh, the circle of life.
[Frasier adds a hat to the circle, which now has a mouth]
Julia: Uh, I don't know. [Frasier points with the pen] Yeah, I'm looking at it. Well, maybe if you point to it harder, I'll get it. Give me something to work with, dummy!
[Frasier draws a larger circle around the existing one]
Julia: Oh, a hat! The Cat in the Hat! Uh, Abraham Lincoln!
Martin: Time!
Julia: Oh, "From Here to Eternity". I got that in!
Frasier: No, that's, that's not it.
Julia: What the hell is it?
Frasier: It's a cherry with a mustache and, uh, wearing a sombrero. It's "Cherry Garcia."
Julia: Oh, my God, that is the worst drawing I've ever seen. I mean, even these cheaters wouldn't have gotten that one.
Daphne: Cheaters?
Julia: I saw you guys mouthing at each other. And I think Father Time here cut us off a little early, too.

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Quote from Frasier

Frasier: Shame on you! That woman couldn't breathe, and the three of you just sat there!
Martin: You didn't exactly jump in yourself.
Frasier: That's because I mistook her choking for a sarcastic comment on my Pictionary play. You, on the other hand, were content to let the woman I love die before your eyes. That's right, I said I love her.

Quote from Martin

Frasier: Anyway, I handled things badly, both with Julia and with you, and I just hope that you can forgive me.
Daphne: Of course we will.
Martin: Oh, look on the bright side. You could have let her choke to death, but you didn't.

Quote from Niles

Daphne: It's official. Dr. Lee says we're pregnant.
Niles: I'm so excited! [speaking to Daphne's belly] Hello in there! It's your pater.
Daphne: Oh, stop it.

Quote from Niles

Niles: Besides, I'm sure I've heard it all before.
Frasier: But this time was different. I really thought she could have-
Frasier & Niles: been the one.
Frasier: Well. Silly me. To think that I could count on my only brother for a shoulder on which to lean.

Quote from Frasier

Julia: Yes, but Frasier, I'm not looking for just some office romance. I don't see the point in getting involved unless it's heading somewhere.
Frasier: That's exactly where I am in my life, too. After you walked out last night, I realized how badly I want to be in a real relationship, how ready I am to... Well, for want of a better phrase, uh, to commit to commitment.
Julia: You're not just saying this to get in my pants, are you?
Frasier: No. And if I did...get in your pants, well...I'd want to stay there forever. I said that much more elegantly in the sonnet.

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