[flashback:]
Ray: You know, we might not have to move, really.
Debra: Well, we need a bigger place, Ray. We're having twins.
Ray: Well, how big a place do they need? Look where they live now.

[flashback:]
Debra: Can I ask you something? When are you gonna get over your parents?
Ray: Debra, you don't understand what they're like. They're gonna get you, too.
Debra: I know what they're like, Ray. They're very nice people.
Ray: No! You only see them every other month. It's not the same.
Debra: You know, you're overreacting. Completely overreacting.
Ray: Close your eyes for a second.
Debra: Why?
Ray: Just close your eyes. I wanna show you something. [After Debra closes her eyes, Ray flicks her nose] Boink.
Debra: What are you doing?
Ray: Okay, see that's my mom and dad right there. They're just a little annoying. See, if I don't do that for another two months. That's not too bad. I could almost live with that. When we move across the street from them... [repeatedly flicks Debra's face] Boink, boink, boink... How does this feel? You see? They get you.
Debra: Look, first of all your parents are not this okay? [flicks Ray] Secondly, they are not gonna be over every day.
Ray: Oh, you poor, blind, fat lady.

Debra: Oh, my God. What did I do?
Ray: Pretty stupid huh?
Debra: I'll say. You know, this was all your fault.
Ray: Me?
Debra: What did I know? I was carrying twins. I had no blood in my brain.

Debra: You know, you said you weren't gonna be playing softball anymore.
Ray: No, this is my last year. We're going all the way. I'm gonna be a winner.
Debra: You're asking a lot from a game.

Debra: Okay, so this is the solar system right? We have Saturn and Pluto.
Ray: Hey, have you seen my softball stuff?
Ally: Daddy!
Debra: Honey, you're eating Jupiter.
Ray: Oh, sorry. It's got a crater in it now.

Debra: Okay, see this radish? That's going to be Mars. That's Earth's next-door neighbor.
Frank: [enters] Hey, Debra I got to use your dryer. Ours is out of whack and I got a handball game in two hours. I can't tell whether Marie washed these or if they're still damp from Tuesday's game.

[flashback:]
Debra: Hi, Robert. How are you?
Robert: You mind if I hang around here for a while?
Debra: Sure. You're always welcome here.
Robert: I tell you Raymond you got it all a kid one on the way. Love. Kid. Another one on the way. Love.
Ray: Oh, boy. You and Joanne fighting again?
Robert: Again implies we stopped. You know why she yelled at me today? I was playing Ping-Pong during lunch.
Ray: What?
Debra: What's wrong with that?
Robert: I had fun without her.
Debra: You know you two have to talk this stuff out.
Robert: I try. I'm very big on communication. I can talk a guy off a bridge but when it comes to my wife... [grumbles]

[flashback:]
Ray: How did the sonogram go?
Debra: Ray, you are not gonna believe-
Ray: No, no. You're giving it away right there.
Debra: I didn't even say anything.
Ray: You had that "It's a girl" look on your face.
Debra: I did not.
Ray: See, now you're telling me that it's a boy.
Debra: Stop yelling. You're making me hungry.
Ray: I'll stop yelling if you stop telling me what the baby is. Just tell me is it healthy?
Debra: Yes. And...
Ray: That's enough.
Debra: Fine. Okay. You'll find out in four months.

[flashback:]
Ray: So you're thinking of names now?
Debra: Yeah, a little.
Ray: Are you thinking of names like Geoffrey?
Debra: Do you wanna know or not?
Ray: No, no, no. Unless you can't rest until I know.

[flashback:]
Debra: Look at this, okay?
Ray: I don't know what the hell I'm looking at.
Debra: Okay, let me show you your handiwork. There's a leg.
Ray: Right.
Debra: That's another leg. And, oh, what's that in between?
Ray: Is that an arm?
Debra: It's not an arm.
Ray: You're damn right it's not an arm. I knew it! I knew it was a boy. Oh, you did it bulbous. Oh, this is unbelievable. A girl would have been great, too. But it's a boy! [laughs]