Debra: Ray, am I a bad person?
Ray: No, no.
Debra: Because I am having some bad thoughts.
Ray: Well, they'll do that to you.
Debra: My God, I just can't take any more. Let's just move.
Ray: Believe me, I would love to. We can't right now.
Debra: Well, when can we?
Ray: Five seconds after we can afford it.

[flashback:]
Debra: Grab me the ice cream will you?
Ray: Ice cream? Yeah. We only got three more.
Debra: That's all right, I don't need a bowl.
Ray: We could just tie it around your neck and keep your hands free for cookies.
Debra: Okay. So tomorrow's the big sonogram. Get to know everything.
Ray: No, I told you. I don't want to know what's in there, besides the ice cream.
Debra: Okay, fine. I won't tell you. But I want to know this time.
Ray: My mother said you're having a boy. You're carrying low and your nose is bulbous.

[flashback:]
Robert: I'm all right. I'm not gonna let it drag me down. If she doesn't want me, I'm sure there are plenty of other women out there who might.
Debra: Listen, I'm sure it's all gonna work out.
Robert: Yeah, I hope so for her sake. She could end up a divorced 40-year-old living in her parents' basement. [laughs]

[flashback:]
Debra: Come here, look. Okay, there's his little... something.
Ray: Oh, look at that.
Debra: It's cute right? And then there is another little something.
Ray: What does that mean?
Debra: It's twins, Ray.
Ray: What?
Debra: Two boys.
Ray: What right now? In here?
Debra: Yeah. Are you happy? [Ray nods] Yeah.
Ray: This is unbelievable. This is... It's fantastic. Somebody has to show me how to do a cartwheel right now.
Debra: Don't look at me.
Ray: But how does that happen? Twins don't run in our family. I'll bet it's because I switched to boxers.

[flashback:]
Ray: Show me again.
Debra: See? There's a little something and there's another little something.
Ray: Am I a man or what? In school they used to play keep-away with my hat. Look at me now.
Debra: You showed them, baby.
Ray: When you showed me two somethings, twins didn't pop into my head. For a second I thought my son was gonna make a living winning bar bets.

[flashback:]
Ray: This is great. This is so wonderful.
Debra: I've never seen you this way.
Ray: You've never given me twin sons before. This is the greatest. Everything I've ever wanted. It's like I'm never gonna worry about anything ever again. Oh, no.
Debra: What? What? What are you talking about? You got everything you ever wanted.
Ray: Yeah, but where are we gonna put it?

[flashback:]
Marie: I brought you some whole milk. Ally needs more calcium now that she's walking.
Debra: Oh, that is so sweet. Thank you so much.
Marie: Hi, sweetheart.
Frank: There's Ally. Let me get a few whiffs from the fountain of youth. [sniffs] There it is. I'm sucking in the youth. There's the magic.
Ray: Dad, you're slobbering.
Debra: Oh, come on, leave him alone. He's cute.

[flashback:]
Marie: Honey, how are you? How do you feel? You hungry? Want me to make you something?
Debra: No, I'm okay.
Marie: You should eat whatever you want.
Ray: Believe me, she is.
Marie: Because if a pregnant woman craves something and doesn't get it, the baby is born with a birthmark shaped just like that food.
Frank: That's why Ray has a big cannoli on his ass.

[flashback:]
Marie: I'll bring you over a meatloaf tomorrow.
Debra: I would love that, Marie, but Ray and I gonna go look at some bigger apartments tomorrow.
Frank: Hey, what's that? You're moving?
Marie: Why don't you use your father? He still has his broker's license.
Frank: Yeah, I got a little house that would be just perfect for you.
Debra: A house?
Robert: Sure, a house. Picket fence, twin boys. What a pretty picture.

[flashback:]
Ray: Dad we're not looking for houses.
Frank: Why not?
Ray: We can't afford it.
Frank: What afford? No money down. No points. Balloon at the end. [touches Debra's belly] Siegfried and Roy will be out of school before you make your first payment.
Debra: Where is it?
Frank: It's in a great neighborhood out on the Island.
Ray: Siegfried and Roy?
Marie: Ooh, it's a great place to raise kids.
Debra: My God, Ray, we should look at it.
Frank: Yeah, good schools. Easy commute.
Ray: I guess it won't hurt to take a look at it.
Marie: It's wonderful. And you'll never find better neighbors, I mean, than the couple that live across the street.
Ray: Who are they? [Frank and Marie smile] You're kidding? [Robert snickers]