Marie: Debra, I'm gonna put Raymond's cannolis in your refrigerator.
Debra: All right.
Robert: Ma, why can't I just grab one of those?
Marie: No, Robbie. I made it especially for Raymond to cheer him up.
Robert: So he gets 10 cannolis, and I get none?
Marie: He's having a life crisis.
Robert: Life crisis. When I got divorced, I had to beg you for a piece of raisin toast.

Marie: How was it, dear? Did you have a nice time?
Ray: You know, I did. I really did.
Frank: Was I right, or was I right? The lodge is heaven on earth.
Ray: I gotta tell you, that steam room that was exactly what I needed.
Debra: Aw, that's great, honey. I'm glad you were able to relax.
Robert: Yes, the steam room must've been nice. I've never been invited to the lodge. But that's okay. I can always work up a sweat by chasing a psychopath down the subway track.

Frank: You know, Ray, you fit right in. I was worried you were gonna say something stupid... or liberal.
Ray: I actually liked talking to those guys.
Robert: Well, that's terrific. Have 10 cannolis.

Debra: Ray, come on. I know you had a good time there today, but you don't wanna join.
Marie: Why wouldn't he?
Debra: Because he's not a 100! ... Percent sure he wants to join.

Debra: Is that what it is, Ray? Just made you feel young to be around those guys?
Ray: No. I actually felt like I belonged.
Debra: Oh, this is ridiculous.
Ray: Well, I mean, you're the one who told me to grow up.
Debra: I didn't say grow all the way up. What is the appeal, just sitting in a steam room?
Frank: Well, we also play cards. And don't forget the naked swimming.
Robert: I haven't even been, and I can't forget.
Ray: No, no. Let me tell ya, after that steam, a couple of nude laps, whoo... you can really feel the pool.

Debra: I just need everyone to go.
Marie: Yeah, but-
Debra: Marie, please go.
Robert: Debra, you should probably turn him every half-hour so he doesn't get bedsores.

Ray: What are you doing?
Debra: I'm just checking to see how old you really are. [straddles Ray] Well?
Ray: I'm a little tired.
Debra: Oh, my God.
Ray: But not too tired-
Debra: I thought your shoulder hurt.
Ray: I'm not gonna use my shoulder.

Garvin: You're in pretty good shape, Robert. I guess you don't eat too many doughnuts.
Stan: [laughs] 'Cause cops eat doughnuts.
Max: Okay. So your wife is gonna let you join?
Robert: Actually, I'm not married.
Stan: Oh, that's right, guys, red alert. We're sitting naked with a confirmed bachelor. [laughs]
Robert: Listen, you don't have to worry about me. I can tell you that right now.
Albert: Hey, Robert, it's hot in here. Why don't you take your sweater off? [laughter]
Robert: Good one. Good one. Why don't you take your wig off?
Albert: Now, what the hell is that supposed to mean?
Robert: N-nothing. I was just kidding around.
Albert: You're just a wise guy, I see.