Robert Quote #538
Quote from Robert in Who Am I?
Garvin: You're in pretty good shape, Robert. I guess you don't eat too many doughnuts.
Stan: [laughs] 'Cause cops eat doughnuts.
Max: Okay. So your wife is gonna let you join?
Robert: Actually, I'm not married.
Stan: Oh, that's right, guys, red alert. We're sitting naked with a confirmed bachelor. [laughs]
Robert: Listen, you don't have to worry about me. I can tell you that right now.
Albert: Hey, Robert, it's hot in here. Why don't you take your sweater off? [laughter]
Robert: Good one. Good one. Why don't you take your wig off?
Albert: Now, what the hell is that supposed to mean?
Robert: N-nothing. I was just kidding around.
Albert: You're just a wise guy, I see.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Who Am I?’ Quotes
Quote from Frank
Debra: I mean, we do things together. We go out. We go to dinner, we go to the movies.
Ray: I gotta tell you, you know, some of those movies we see, they're all kind of stupid.
Frank: The last movie I saw was "Patton."
Debra: All right, Frank.
Frank: And you know when I'll go back to the movies? "Son of Patton."
Quote from Marie
Marie: So how was your night?
Debra: Oh, it was just a great lecture. I learned so much about the Amazon. Linda's cousin wrote this book, and he's a terrific speaker. How are the kids?
Marie: Oh, they're fine. They don't know.
Debra: Know what?
Marie: About you and Raymond going your separate ways tonight.
Debra: Oh, Marie, it's no big deal. Ray didn't wanna come to the bookstore, so he just did what he wanted.
Marie: I guess that's what they call an "open marriage."
Debra: Come on, Marie. You go out without Frank once in a while.
Marie: That's not open marriage, that's escape.
Quote from Ray
Ray: I mean, we did the same stuff we always do. You know, Gianni was doing this thing he drops ice cubes in front of him. "Hey, look, an Eskimo peeing." And, you know, I mean, it was funny, and I used to laugh at it, but...
Debra: It's lost its magic?
Ray: Yeah. Yeah. We had the buffalo wings I like, and we did the air hockey. But I don't know, something about it... It's not the same as it was.
Debra: Oh, my God. You're growing up.
Ray: No! No. I probably got a flu or something.
Debra: No. No, that's why you don't like doing all those stupid things you used to do. You're changing, you're maturing. No, it's a good thing, Ray. You've become a man. You know why you just said you had a bad time doing all those things? Because you've outgrown them. You know I'm right, don't you?
Ray: Crap, maybe you are.
Debra: Oh, my God! I have been waiting for this!