Garvin: You're in pretty good shape, Robert. I guess you don't eat too many doughnuts.
Stan: [laughs] 'Cause cops eat doughnuts.
Max: Okay. So your wife is gonna let you join?
Robert: Actually, I'm not married.
Stan: Oh, that's right, guys, red alert. We're sitting naked with a confirmed bachelor. [laughs]
Robert: Listen, you don't have to worry about me. I can tell you that right now.
Albert: Hey, Robert, it's hot in here. Why don't you take your sweater off? [laughter]
Robert: Good one. Good one. Why don't you take your wig off?
Albert: Now, what the hell is that supposed to mean?
Robert: N-nothing. I was just kidding around.
Albert: You're just a wise guy, I see.