Marie: What is a DVD player?
Ray: Come on, not now, Ma, please.
Marie: Is it for pornography?
Debra: Yes, Marie, I got Ray a porn machine.
Marie: I don't like that, Debra.

Frank: So what are you so upset about? Sounds like Mr. Muscle here is saving you some prep work.
Marie: I don't like that, Frank. And I have to say, Raymond, I think that Debra is playing a very dangerous game.
Frank: Oh, what are you talking about? Who cares where she gets her appetite as long as she has her meal at home?
Ray: Stop, stop!
Marie: Raymond. Raymond, you have to get Debra out of this class right now.
Frank: Why? This guy is helping out! Maybe Ray doesn't have what it takes to get Debra's motor running.
Marie: Raymond's got plenty!
Ray: Thank you! Mom! Huh! [exits]

Debra: I mean, we do things together. We go out. We go to dinner, we go to the movies.
Ray: I gotta tell you, you know, some of those movies we see, they're all kind of stupid.
Frank: The last movie I saw was "Patton."
Debra: All right, Frank.
Frank: And you know when I'll go back to the movies? "Son of Patton."

Marie: So how was your night?
Debra: Oh, it was just a great lecture. I learned so much about the Amazon. Linda's cousin wrote this book, and he's a terrific speaker. How are the kids?
Marie: Oh, they're fine. They don't know.
Debra: Know what?
Marie: About you and Raymond going your separate ways tonight.
Debra: Oh, Marie, it's no big deal. Ray didn't wanna come to the bookstore, so he just did what he wanted.
Marie: I guess that's what they call an "open marriage."
Debra: Come on, Marie. You go out without Frank once in a while.
Marie: That's not open marriage, that's escape.

Ray: I mean, we did the same stuff we always do. You know, Gianni was doing this thing he drops ice cubes in front of him. "Hey, look, an Eskimo peeing." And, you know, I mean, it was funny, and I used to laugh at it, but...
Debra: It's lost its magic?
Ray: Yeah. Yeah. We had the buffalo wings I like, and we did the air hockey. But I don't know, something about it... It's not the same as it was.
Debra: Oh, my God. You're growing up.
Ray: No! No. I probably got a flu or something.
Debra: No. No, that's why you don't like doing all those stupid things you used to do. You're changing, you're maturing. No, it's a good thing, Ray. You've become a man. You know why you just said you had a bad time doing all those things? Because you've outgrown them. You know I'm right, don't you?
Ray: Crap, maybe you are.
Debra: Oh, my God! I have been waiting for this!