Marie Quote #271
Quote from Marie in Debra's Workout
Frank: So what are you so upset about? Sounds like Mr. Muscle here is saving you some prep work.
Marie: I don't like that, Frank. And I have to say, Raymond, I think that Debra is playing a very dangerous game.
Frank: Oh, what are you talking about? Who cares where she gets her appetite as long as she has her meal at home?
Ray: Stop, stop!
Marie: Raymond. Raymond, you have to get Debra out of this class right now.
Frank: Why? This guy is helping out! Maybe Ray doesn't have what it takes to get Debra's motor running.
Marie: Raymond's got plenty!
Ray: Thank you! Mom! Huh! [exits]
Features in the collection: Marie Barone: I Don't Like That, Raymond.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Marie Barone: I Don't Like That, Raymond’
Quote from Marie in Christmas Present
Marie: What is a DVD player?
Ray: Come on, not now, Ma, please.
Marie: Is it for pornography?
Debra: Yes, Marie, I got Ray a porn machine.
Marie: I don't like that, Debra.
Quote from Marie in Good Girls
Ray: What? Amy is a good girl? But she's 33 years old, Ma. She can't be.
Marie: She can't?
Ray: I mean, yeah, she can, but how? It's so...
Marie: Refreshing?
Ray: Wow, I don't believe it. So Amy's never let anybody cook in her kitchen, either.
Marie: I don't like that, Raymond.
‘Debra's Workout’ Quotes
Quote from Marie
Marie: Listen, it's none of my business, but I think maybe this might be Debra's way of trying to compensate.
Robert: How so, Ma?
Marie: Well, if you can't cook in the kitchen...
Quote from Robert
Ray: Listen, that's Debra's aerobics instructor. Okay, she took his class three times last week.
Robert: Uh-huh.
Ray: Yeah, three times. Three times she watched this guy muscle around and gyrate it up. Okay, and guess what days?
Robert: Oh! So all this time you're thinking it's you making her hot, turns out she's coming home preheated. [laughs]
Ray: It's not funny, Robert.
Robert: No, it is a little funny. See, only you would think a rib injury would turn you into a love machine. [sings] And it don't work for nobody but you. [grunts]
Quote from Gianni
Andy: All right. So you had a busy morning. Did you remember how to do everything or did you have to consult the manual? [laughs]
Ray: Hey! You wanna know something? You're not gonna believe this. Third time this week. That's a Barone record.
Andy: Three times? Get outta here.
Gianni: No way.
Ray: Three times. Tuesday, Thursday, today.
Gianni: I think you're confusing sex with showering.