Chris Quote #151
Quote from Chris in Everybody Hates the Class President
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Getting my campaign going was hard. It's not like my daddy was the class president before me.
Chris: Man, only eight signatures? I thought at least the nerds would support us.
Greg: Even they go for the cool people. Look at this. Ms. Morello gave it to me.
Chris: What?
Greg: It's a popularity poll.
Chris: They took a popularity poll?
Greg: And focus groups. Basically, it says we can't get on the ballot running together.
Chris: What are you talking about?
Greg: We appeal to the same base. Carol, Warren, Terrence Ping.
Chris: But we can't let this stop us. We have to keep trying.
Greg: What are we supposed to do, just get popular? Look at him. He's popular.
Chris: DiPaolo? He's as dumb as a rock.
Frank DiPaolo: Hey, Chris! How do you spell "spell"?
Chris: S-P-E-L-L.
Greg: He might be dumb, but people like him.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] They said the same thing about Fabio.
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Quote from Greg
Chris: I want you to run with me. I want you to be my vice president.
Greg: No.
Chris: Yeah.
Greg: Oh, man. This is great. I can work behind the scenes. I can influence the judiciary committee. I can confer with the joint chiefs. Create policy!
Chris: Greg, it's the eighth grade.
Greg: I know, but this is the best thing that's ever happened to me.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] That was until he met Seven of Nine at a Trekkie convention.
Quote from Rochelle
Rochelle: Baby, what do you have to be stressed out about? You have a beautiful wife, two good jobs, and three wonderful kids, a nice home in Bed-Stuy... [chuckles] You're stressed? I mean, I'm the one who should be stressed. I mean, I got to deal with a house in the ghetto, three crazy kids, a man that's never home, and now I got to deal with you and this high blood pressure. [scoffing] You- You're stressed.
Quote from Tonya
Adult Chris: [v.o.] In 1984, Michael Jackson became the biggest star on Earth, but to my sister Tonya, he couldn't hold a candle to Billy Ocean.
Drew: What are you doing?
Tonya: I'm learning the steps from "Caribbean Queen."
Drew: There are no steps to "Caribbean Queen."
Tonya: Yes, there are. First he does like this, then he does like this, then he does like this, and then he does this, and he finishes off with this. He also does the moonwalk, but I don't know how to do that yet.
Drew: Billy Ocean doesn't moonwalk. That's Michael Jackson's move.
Tonya: Where do you think Michael got it from?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Peg Leg Bates.