Adult Chris Quote #195
Quote from Adult Chris in Everybody Hates Kris
Chris: Uh, Dad?
Julius: Not now, Chris.
Manager: I'm sorry, I just don't feel like Goldstein's is the right fit for you.
Chris: Dad, I really don't feel that well.
Julius: You're firing me at Christmastime?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] That's the only time you can fire Santa.
[Chris faints]
Manager: Yes.
Julius: Fine. Chris, come on.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I don't know if he was more concerned because I lost consciousness or because I lost a half day's pay.
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates Kris’ Quotes
Quote from Julius
Tonya: We can't even have one gift?
Julius: You live your whole life here for free. Tonya, you get gifts every day. Food is a gift. The heat is a gift. Your shoes are a gift. This house is a gift. Those frames on the walls are a gift. The magazines are a gift. That ashtray is a gift. This lampshade is a gift. [Rochelle sits down] That chair is a gift. This pillow is a gift. The remote control is a gift. The TV is a gift. [Rochelle turns the TV on] This carpet is a gift. The pink carpet in your room is a gift. That...
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Being able to cut out of this scene is a gift.
Quote from Julius
Julius: So, what can Santa give you for Christmas?
Girl: A Malibu Barbie with a pink, remote-control Corvette, the Barbie townhouse, and the Barbie swimming pool.
Julius: Ooh. Do you know how much all that stuff costs?
Girl: No.
Julius: Well, Santa's going to tell you. It costs $137.16. Do you have that kind of money?
Girl: No.
Julius: Well, neither does Santa.
Girl: [cries]
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Welcome to my world, kid.
Quote from Ms. Morello
Ms. Morello: Okay, okay. This time, sing it with feeling. You're singing about an impoverished family, living in the ghetto, who gave birth to their firstborn child in a manger. Chris, you can relate to this, can't you?
Chris: Not really.