Quote from Julius in Everybody Hates Kris
Julius: So, what can Santa give you for Christmas? Girl: A Malibu Barbie with a pink, remote-control Corvette, the Barbie townhouse, and the Barbie swimming pool. Julius: Ooh. Do you know how much all that stuff costs? Girl: No. Julius: Well, Santa's going to tell you. It costs $137.16. Do you have that kind of money? Girl: No. Julius: Well, neither does Santa. Girl: [cries] Adult Chris: [v.o.] Welcome to my world, kid.