Julius Quote #192
Quote from Julius in Everybody Hates Kris
Tonya: We can't even have one gift?
Julius: You live your whole life here for free. Tonya, you get gifts every day. Food is a gift. The heat is a gift. Your shoes are a gift. This house is a gift. Those frames on the walls are a gift. The magazines are a gift. That ashtray is a gift. This lampshade is a gift. [Rochelle sits down] That chair is a gift. This pillow is a gift. The remote control is a gift. The TV is a gift. [Rochelle turns the TV on] This carpet is a gift. The pink carpet in your room is a gift. That...
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Being able to cut out of this scene is a gift.
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Quote from Julius
[montage:]
Julius: [to a blind boy] Eyesight? Hmm, that sounds expensive.
Julius: Do you know how much a puppy costs?
Julius: Does that come with a easy-to-pay gas bill?
Julius: Do you know they cost as much as a real car?
Julius: Now, how you going to pay for this eyesight?
Julius: Do you really want your parents to work themselves to the bone just to get you a train set you're going to quit playing with after a week?
Julius: What if this puppy grows up, gets rabies, bites somebody?
Julius: And you ain't going to be satisfied with just one Hot Wheel. No, you going to want the whole collection of 'em.
Julius: Can you afford a lawsuit?
Julius: Now, do you really want your daddy to take out a loan, just so you can get some Hot Wheels?
Julius: You going to bankrupt your whole family just so you can get a puppy?
Julius: If you're good, Santa will send you a train token, and you can take the subway downtown and get a job for Christmas.
Quote from Julius
Julius: So, what can Santa give you for Christmas?
Girl: A Malibu Barbie with a pink, remote-control Corvette, the Barbie townhouse, and the Barbie swimming pool.
Julius: Ooh. Do you know how much all that stuff costs?
Girl: No.
Julius: Well, Santa's going to tell you. It costs $137.16. Do you have that kind of money?
Girl: No.
Julius: Well, neither does Santa.
Girl: [cries]
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Welcome to my world, kid.
Quote from Ms. Morello
Ms. Morello: Okay, okay. This time, sing it with feeling. You're singing about an impoverished family, living in the ghetto, who gave birth to their firstborn child in a manger. Chris, you can relate to this, can't you?
Chris: Not really.