Quote from Adult Chris in Everybody Hates Kris
Chris: Uh, Dad? Julius: Not now, Chris. Manager: I'm sorry, I just don't feel like Goldstein's is the right fit for you. Chris: Dad, I really don't feel that well. Julius: You're firing me at Christmastime? Adult Chris: [v.o.] That's the only time you can fire Santa. [Chris faints] Manager: Yes. Julius: Fine. Chris, come on. Adult Chris: [v.o.] I don't know if he was more concerned because I lost consciousness or because I lost a half day's pay.