Rochelle Quote #106
Quote from Rochelle in Everybody Hates Valentine's Day
Rochelle: [answers phone] Hello?
Woman: Hey, is my valentine home yet?
Rochelle: No, Drew is still outside playing. Stop calling here! [hangs up]
Julius: [wakes up] What's wrong? What's wrong?
Rochelle: All these girls calling. It's getting on my nerves. I already have enough to deal with. Can you believe there's some maniac at the school threatening the kids? I've got to go pick them up from school today.
Julius: Well, at least Drew's there to protect Tonya.
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates Valentine's Day’ Quotes
Quote from Adult Chris
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Even though my father wasn't romantic, he wasn't stupid, either. He had a shoebox full of greeting cards in the house. He could give my mother a card for any occasion. Happy Anniversary.
Rochelle: Aw, you shouldn't have.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] [o.s.] Happy Flag Day.
Rochelle: Oh, you shouldn't have.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Happy Chanukah.
Rochelle: Oh, you shouldn't have.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] He used to keep candy under the bed, too, but the mice kept eating it.
Quote from Adult Chris
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Even at school, Valentine's Day was a big deal, and it seemed like everybody was getting something except me.
Greg: Still a few days to go. We could still get a card.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] That look means, "If we weren't friends, I'd smack the hope out of you."
Quote from Chris
Chris: Hey, look, you got one, too. "Roses are red, violets are blue... Cupid hates your guts, and I do, too." Well, at this time he wrote a poem.