Quote from Adult Chris in Everybody Hates Valentine's Day
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Even though my father wasn't romantic, he wasn't stupid, either. He had a shoebox full of greeting cards in the house. He could give my mother a card for any occasion. Happy Anniversary. Rochelle: Aw, you shouldn't have. Adult Chris: [v.o.] [o.s.] Happy Flag Day. Rochelle: Oh, you shouldn't have. Adult Chris: [v.o.] Happy Chanukah. Rochelle: Oh, you shouldn't have. Adult Chris: [v.o.] He used to keep candy under the bed, too, but the mice kept eating it.