Tonya Quote #26

Quote from Tonya in Everybody Hates Valentine's Day

Tonya: Daddy, you haven't walked us to school in a long time.
Julius: I know. It's been a while.
Tonya: Aren't you supposed to be sleeping?
Julius: Yeah. I can get my rest later.
Tonya: Mama said you don't like walking us to school.
Julius: That's not true. You want a dollar? All right. There you go.

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 ‘Everybody Hates Valentine's Day’ Quotes

Quote from Adult Chris

Adult Chris: [v.o.] Even though my father wasn't romantic, he wasn't stupid, either. He had a shoebox full of greeting cards in the house. He could give my mother a card for any occasion. Happy Anniversary.
Rochelle: Aw, you shouldn't have.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] [o.s.] Happy Flag Day.
Rochelle: Oh, you shouldn't have.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Happy Chanukah.
Rochelle: Oh, you shouldn't have.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] He used to keep candy under the bed, too, but the mice kept eating it.

Quote from Adult Chris

Adult Chris: [v.o.] Even at school, Valentine's Day was a big deal, and it seemed like everybody was getting something except me.
Greg: Still a few days to go. We could still get a card.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] That look means, "If we weren't friends, I'd smack the hope out of you."

Quote from Chris

Chris: Hey, look, you got one, too. "Roses are red, violets are blue... Cupid hates your guts, and I do, too." Well, at this time he wrote a poem.