Julius Quote #86
Quote from Julius in Everybody Hates Valentine's Day
Julius: Can I talk to you for a minute?
James: Who, me?
Julius: Yeah, you. Get over here.
James: What's your name?
Julius: My name is "Don't worry about what my name is." What, you think you're some kind of ladies' man or something?
James: I don't know any ladies.
Julius: They're not even ladies to you?
James: No. Uh, I don't know... Who are you?
Julius: Don't worry about who I am. Worry about who you're giving them cards to.
James: I want my mama.
Julius: So you a mama's boy?
James: Yes.
Julius: Well, listen up, mama's boy. You stay away from my daughter, you hear me? Huh? [James starts to cry] Hey, man, stop that.
Man: [o.s.] Hey, stay away from that boy! Get out of here!
Julius: I was just talking to him.
Man: [o.s.] Hey, you, I'm talking to you!
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates Valentine's Day’ Quotes
Quote from Adult Chris
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Even though my father wasn't romantic, he wasn't stupid, either. He had a shoebox full of greeting cards in the house. He could give my mother a card for any occasion. Happy Anniversary.
Rochelle: Aw, you shouldn't have.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] [o.s.] Happy Flag Day.
Rochelle: Oh, you shouldn't have.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Happy Chanukah.
Rochelle: Oh, you shouldn't have.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] He used to keep candy under the bed, too, but the mice kept eating it.
Quote from Adult Chris
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Even at school, Valentine's Day was a big deal, and it seemed like everybody was getting something except me.
Greg: Still a few days to go. We could still get a card.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] That look means, "If we weren't friends, I'd smack the hope out of you."
Quote from Chris
Chris: Hey, look, you got one, too. "Roses are red, violets are blue... Cupid hates your guts, and I do, too." Well, at this time he wrote a poem.