Julius Quote #84
Quote from Julius in Everybody Hates Valentine's Day
Rochelle: Baby, you cannot protect Tonya from everything.
Julius: You wanna bet? Watch me. I'll protect her from everything. Everything.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] It was clear that my father already had a plan.
[flash-forward:]
Teenage Tonya: Daddy, this is Ronald. My fiance.
Ronald: Nice to meet you, sir. [gunshot]
Teenage Tonya: Mama! Daddy shot my fiance again.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Hey, say what you want, but that's effective birth control.
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates Valentine's Day’ Quotes
Quote from Adult Chris
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Even though my father wasn't romantic, he wasn't stupid, either. He had a shoebox full of greeting cards in the house. He could give my mother a card for any occasion. Happy Anniversary.
Rochelle: Aw, you shouldn't have.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] [o.s.] Happy Flag Day.
Rochelle: Oh, you shouldn't have.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Happy Chanukah.
Rochelle: Oh, you shouldn't have.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] He used to keep candy under the bed, too, but the mice kept eating it.
Quote from Adult Chris
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Even at school, Valentine's Day was a big deal, and it seemed like everybody was getting something except me.
Greg: Still a few days to go. We could still get a card.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] That look means, "If we weren't friends, I'd smack the hope out of you."
Quote from Chris
Chris: Hey, look, you got one, too. "Roses are red, violets are blue... Cupid hates your guts, and I do, too." Well, at this time he wrote a poem.