Julius Quote #83

Quote from Julius in Everybody Hates Valentine's Day

Julius: You see all this right here? You see that? That's why Tonya don't need to be running around here talking about she got a boyfriend.
Rochelle: Julius, she's ten years old. He's just a boy in her class. It's not big deal.
Julius: Rochelle, do you watch the news? Girls are having babies at ten.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] And grandbabies at 20.
Rochelle: Drew is the one you need to be worried about.
Julius: What for? So a few girls like him. There's nothing wrong with that.
Rochelle: He's 11. He's only one year older than Tonya. [Julius scoffs] What is the difference?
Julius: She is a girl.

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 ‘Everybody Hates Valentine's Day’ Quotes

Quote from Adult Chris

Adult Chris: [v.o.] Even though my father wasn't romantic, he wasn't stupid, either. He had a shoebox full of greeting cards in the house. He could give my mother a card for any occasion. Happy Anniversary.
Rochelle: Aw, you shouldn't have.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] [o.s.] Happy Flag Day.
Rochelle: Oh, you shouldn't have.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Happy Chanukah.
Rochelle: Oh, you shouldn't have.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] He used to keep candy under the bed, too, but the mice kept eating it.

Quote from Adult Chris

Adult Chris: [v.o.] Even at school, Valentine's Day was a big deal, and it seemed like everybody was getting something except me.
Greg: Still a few days to go. We could still get a card.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] That look means, "If we weren't friends, I'd smack the hope out of you."

Quote from Chris

Chris: Hey, look, you got one, too. "Roses are red, violets are blue... Cupid hates your guts, and I do, too." Well, at this time he wrote a poem.