Adult Chris: [v.o.] While my father set off for Sin City, I showed Greg aroundthe original sin city, Bed-Stuy.

Eddie: That's what I'm talking about. Hey, I hate to hold us up, but I am starving. You hungry? It's on me.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] If you're paying, he's eating.
Julius: I could eat.
Eddie: I'll go and get some food. You keep the car running.
Julius: I should call Rochelle.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] He should call the cops.

Adult Chris: [v.o.] She did not just leave a mint on Greg's pillow!

Eddie: Hey. Hey, man, what are you doing? I thought I told you to wait in the car.
Julius: I'm calling my wife. I haven't talked to her all day.
Eddie: Do you want $1,000 or do you want to talk to your wife?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Nobody had to ask my father that question twice.
Julius: Let's go.

News Anchor: [on TV] Today in Ohio, an armed fugitive makes another stop on his cross-country wave of terror. Will police catch him before he strikes again? Find out at 11:00.

Greg: Hey, man, where you been?
Chris: Washing your dishes. [Chris changes the channel]
Greg: What are you doing?
Chris: Turning to MacGyver.
Greg: But I wanted to watch NOVA.
Tonya: NOVA? What is that?
Greg: It's a show on PBS about science as it relates to the universe.
Drew: Cool. That's almost like MacGyver.
Chris: Just like Lawrence Welk is like Soul Train.
Rochelle: Chris, Greg is your guest. Let him watch NOVA.
Rochelle: Gelato?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Is that Italian for Jell-O?
Greg: Thanks.

Adult Chris: [v.o.] Greg was an only child, and he was afraid to sleep alone so he dressed as superheroes to scare the boogeyman.

Eddie: Hey, good morning, Julius. How'd you sleep?
Julius: Like a baby, Eddie. Do you mind if I make a quick phone call?
Eddie: Sure, sure, I don't mind. You think you can have the car running and ready to go in five minutes?
Julius: Sure thing.
Eddie: All right, I'm just gonna collect the deposit for the rooms back.
Julius: Okay.
Eddie: All right.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Not just his deposit, everybody's deposit.
[Behind Julius's back, Eddie puts on his shades and pulls out a gun]

Adult Chris: [v.o.] Meanwhile, my father had turned into Al Cowlings, and he didn't even know it.
Eddie: Hey, you might want to slow down. They love pulling people over on roads like these.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] If you're Black, they like to pull you over coming out of your driveway.
Julius: Nah, I-I think we need to stop for gas soon. Have you seen the price of gas lately? It's highway robbery.
Eddie: Highway robbery? What's that supposed to mean?
Julius: I mean, gas is costing me a fortune.
Eddie: [laughing] Oh. That's what you mean. Here, I'll pay for the last fill-up.
Julius: [chuckles] A twenty?
Eddie: Keep the change.
Julius: Thanks, man.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] If my father was alive to see the price of gas today, it would kill him.

Julius: Now, why are you in such a rush to get to Vegas anyway?
Eddie: One reason. [sighs] Karen. We were together... but I lost her.
Julius: Well, what happened?
Eddie: It's a long story. I made some mistakes, and now I have to go back and tell Karen I love her and get her back.
Julius: Well, I hope it all works out for you, Eddie. Not to be nosy, but you've got cash. Why don't you just fly to Vegas?
Eddie: Oh, um, I'm, um... I'm claustrophobic.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Not to mention truth-ophobic.