‘The Ghost and Mrs. Lebec’
Season 8, Episode 23 - Aired April 12, 1990
After Carla considers jumping back into the dating world, she starts to see the ghost of Eddie LeBec haunting her.
Quote from Carla
Norm: Hey, Carla, check it out. Look who's here.
Carla: Oh, my God. Darryl Mead, number 43 for the Sox. Batted .270 last year. You should see him in a pair of leather chaps.
Cliff: When did you ever see him in a pair of leather chaps?
Carla: Last night in my hot, sweaty dreams.
Norm: Wait a minute.
Carla: It was rodeo night. Yaa-hoo! Woo hoo!
Norm: Yee-haw!
Quote from Cliff
Norm: Looks like cupid just shot his arrow through Carla's heart.
Cliff: Yeah. When did Carla get a heart?
Quote from Norm
Frasier: Carla, when you say you keep seeing Eddie, just what do you mean?
Carla: Just what I said. I was having dinner with Darryl. All of a sudden, I look down, and I start seeing Eddie's face everywhere. It was so strange. I looked at my steak, I see Eddie's face. I look at my broccoli, I see Eddie's face.
Norm: Well, we've all seen that. I mean, let's face it, Eddie looked like broccoli.
Quote from Carla
Woody: Why wouldn't Eddie want you to go out with Darryl?
Carla: I don't know, but there must be a good reason. Anyway, I get the message, Eddie. You hear that? I'm not going out with Darryl Mead. Okay? Thanks for the warning. Feel free to rest in peace now. [sighs] Well, I'm glad that's over with. [sighs] So, what'll it be? [Carla screams as she sees a row of the regulars transformed into hockey goalies. She exclaims again when she turns around and sees row after row of patrons as goalies.]
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Now, Carla... C-Carla... Um...here, Carla... I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Carla. I should have warned you.
Woody: How's the toe, Dr. Crane?
Frasier: Well, not so good, Woody. Thanks.
Quote from Carla
Madame Lazora: We call upon the spirit of the deceased, Guy Edward LeBec. Sweet spirit, we await you. Eddie... Speak to Carla.
Norm: [slurping] Sorry.
Madame Lazora: Eddie. Eddie LeBec.
Carla: Why isn't he answering, Madame Lazora?
Madame Lazora: Better you should ask the wind why it blows or it does not blow.
Carla: Ok. Cliff, why isn't he answering?
Cliff: Well, if you'll excuse me, Madame Lazora. The ectoplasmic membrane...
Quote from Woody
Frasier: Why do I come in here?
Woody: Perhaps for a little free seance action?
Frasier: I'm spent.