Sam: What made him change his mind?
Diane: I don't know. He was right in the middle of doing something and he said, "l can't let the guys down. Let's go."
Cliff: Hey, Woody!
Sam: How are we gonna do this? We've already started here.
Carla: Cliff, what about your wrist injury?
Cliff: What injury?
Carla: Don't make me hurt you.

Sam: Woody?
Woody: I wanna do this, Sam. Remember, I love you guys. I'm ready, Sam.
Sam: It's okay, Woody. [starts walking Woody back to the seats]
Woody: I'm gonna bowl. I don't know what I was worried about. This is easy. Those guys are dead meat. You know what I'm saying, Sam?

Gary: Listen, Sam, maybe we can sweeten the pot a little.
Sam: Get out of here, will you.
Gary: No, no, no. If you guys win, I'll set you up with Tawny.
Sam: Maybe we can talk.
Gary: And if we win, you set me up with the Sweetheart of Sigma Chi.
Diane: Excuse me. I didn't date Sigma Chis. I was Phi Epsilon Delta.
Gary: You girls had quite a reputation.
Diane: Yes, for academic achievement.
Gary: Is that what it was? Tell me, isn't it true that Phi Epsilon is Greek for "Hi, sailor"?

All: [chant] Chambers! Chambers! Chambers! Chambers! Chambers! Chambers! Chambers!
Diane: Thank you! Thank you! Now put me down! I'm afraid of heights, and someone has very cold hands.