George Sr. Quote #136
Quote from George Sr. in S.O.B.s
Michael: Thank you very much for showing up. Maybe you could just sing while they're bringing out the dinners.
Emmitt Richter: Uh, I'm not Andy. I'm Emmitt. Andy sent me over to let you know that he's not going to be able to make it tonight.
Narrator: Michael was suspicious. I mean, think about it. We can't show Emmitt without blurring him.
Emmitt Richter: Yeah, he's singing at the Fire & Ice Ball tonight.
George Sr.: Andy Richter is singing at the Fire & Ice Ball? You know, I should send Andy a little basket of poison muffins, too.
Michael: Muffins? Oh, my God, Dad. You're the Muffin Man? You poisoned 25 teachers during the '70s?
George Sr.: Just the first two. The others were copycats.
Michael: You poisoned Donnie, didn't you?
George Sr.: Shut up. We're losing them.
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Quote from Lindsay
Narrator: Michael had asked Lindsay to take care of the house, and to his surprise-
Michael: You're sort of doing it.
Narrator: ...she was sort of doing it.
Lindsay: Yeah, check it out. I found that canned ham that we'd had forever, and I put it in a pot of boiling water, and guess what I'm calling it?
Michael: Soup?
Lindsay: Hot ham water.
Quote from Tobias
Lindsay: You know, I'm actually a really good mom. I think it's 'cause Maeby's never around. You should send George Michael to Openings, too.
Tobias: Yes, it could help him express his feelings.
Michael: My son expresses himself just fine. Isn't that right, son?
George Michael: What? Yeah fine. Uh, I guess... I don't care. Stop.
Tobias: Yes, he's a regular Freddy Wilson, that one.
Michael: I don't know that reference.
Lindsay: No, I don't either.
Tobias: Oh, I don't know either.
Narrator: It's this guy.
Quote from Michael
George Sr.: [on the phone] Instead of us all selling out and becoming housewives and waiters, why don't we have a big event? Some sort of "save our Bluths" type thing. We'll throw a legal defense fund dinner. Ask for donations.
Lucille: As long as we don't look desperate. We want them to think we'll take their help, but we don't need it. I should be seen a lot at the club.
Michael: Yeah, our backs are against the wall, it's just hard to accept that it's really come to begging.
George Sr.: Some times it's the only way to stay in the game.
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