Michael: Thank you very much for showing up. Maybe you could just sing while they're bringing out the dinners.
Emmitt Richter: Uh, I'm not Andy. I'm Emmitt. Andy sent me over to let you know that he's not going to be able to make it tonight.
Narrator: Michael was suspicious. I mean, think about it. We can't show Emmitt without blurring him.
Emmitt Richter: Yeah, he's singing at the Fire & Ice Ball tonight.
George Sr.: Andy Richter is singing at the Fire & Ice Ball? You know, I should send Andy a little basket of poison muffins, too.
Michael: Muffins? Oh, my God, Dad. You're the Muffin Man? You poisoned 25 teachers during the '70s?
George Sr.: Just the first two. The others were copycats.
Michael: You poisoned Donnie, didn't you?
George Sr.: Shut up. We're losing them.