Tobias Quote #152
Lindsay: You know, I'm actually a really good mom. I think it's 'cause Maeby's never around. You should send George Michael to Openings, too.
Tobias: Yes, it could help him express his feelings.
Michael: My son expresses himself just fine. Isn't that right, son?
George Michael: What? Yeah fine. Uh, I guess... I don't care. Stop.
Tobias: Yes, he's a regular Freddy Wilson, that one.
Michael: I don't know that reference.
Lindsay: No, I don't either.
Tobias: Oh, I don't know either.
Narrator: It's this guy.
Quote from Lindsay
Narrator: Michael had asked Lindsay to take care of the house, and to his surprise-
Michael: You're sort of doing it.
Narrator: ...she was sort of doing it.
Lindsay: Yeah, check it out. I found that canned ham that we'd had forever, and I put it in a pot of boiling water, and guess what I'm calling it?
Lindsay: Hot ham water.
Quote from George Sr.
Michael: Hey, so what's going on with the fund-raiser?
George Sr.: Well, I don't think the Home Builders Organization is going to be supporting us.
Michael: Yeah, the HBO's not going to want us. What do we do now?
George Sr.: Well, I think it's show time. I think we have to have a show during dinner. Hey, we can have some celebrities in. You know, Oscar winners like Nicole Kidman...
Michael: I don't want to just round up a bunch of famous people that have nothing to do with our family as some sort of cheap stunt. I mean, what's that got to do with us?
George Sr.: Nothing. But you're going to write a speech about me so they can see how wonderful I am.
Michael: I think we've got a better chance at Nicole Kidman. Actually, I may have an in with Andy Richter.
George Sr.: Do you think you can get him? I'm kidding. Of course, not him.
Quote from Michael
George Sr.: [on the phone] Instead of us all selling out and becoming housewives and waiters, why don't we have a big event? Some sort of "save our Bluths" type thing. We'll throw a legal defense fund dinner. Ask for donations.
Lucille: As long as we don't look desperate. We want them to think we'll take their help, but we don't need it. I should be seen a lot at the club.
Michael: Yeah, our backs are against the wall, it's just hard to accept that it's really come to begging.
George Sr.: Some times it's the only way to stay in the game.
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