Quote from Lindsay in S.O.B.s
Narrator: Michael had asked Lindsay to take care of the house, and to his surprise- Michael: You're sort of doing it. Narrator: ...she was sort of doing it. Lindsay: Yeah, check it out. I found that canned ham that we'd had forever, and I put it in a pot of boiling water, and guess what I'm calling it? Michael: Soup? Lindsay: Hot ham water.