Jacob: Yeah, I want to sell cereal, but my tiger dad wants me to stay in the forest.
Gregory: Is he using a cereal mascot to describe racial discrimination?
Janine: Mm-hmm. That's what he's doing.
Gregory: Okay.
Jacob: I was born to help make a balanced breakfast. These stripes are feeling like prison bars!
[aside to camera:]
Melissa: [laughing hysterically] I'm sorry. I've just never been so inspired.

Jacob: [aside to camera] I know who I am. I see it. I am Jacob Hill, and it turns out... I'm corny. Corny isn't bad. [screams on stage] It just is.

Ava: That was so corny, I gained , new followers during the stream, including Josh Gad, whoever that is.

Gregory: When you guys Voltron'd yourselves into a Black Shaun King, I... I died. I did.
Barbara: And the singing.
Melissa: And those outfits.
Ava: Your curly-ass hair. [laughs]
Jacob: That's... That's just my hair.

Jacob: You think they'll ever get how corny they are?
Janine: Not a chance. They'll never stay in one place long enough to connect with someone who will tell them the truth.
Jacob: They're missing out on the best part... Connection.
Mr. Johnson: Hey. Can you get your corny asses out of here so I can clean? [flicks Janine's shawl over his neck] Go on and get.

Gregory: What are you doing?
Janine: Oh. Just waiting out their cool down. Not in the mood to be improv-ed at.
Gregory: You don't think... I mean, they have to be virgins, right?
Janine: [laughs] Stop it.
Gregory: I'm serious.