Tommy Quote #278
Quote from Tommy in The Loud Solomon Family: A Dickumentary
[on Mary's film:]
Mary: The next morning found the Solomons in an outwardly jovial mood, but it was clear the revelations of the night before had taken its toll.
Tommy: Here, Sally. I got you this book. It's called Ohio's Best Lesbian Hikes.
Sally: Aw, thanks, Tommy. Now I can walk and kiss women at the same time.
Dick: Well, good.
Sally: You know, Tommy... [clears throat] I'm hittin' the mall this afternoon to pick up some sensible shoes. How are you fixed for fresh, dry bedding?
Tommy: I'm doing just fine, but thanks anyway, Butch.
Dick: Is that any way for an ideal family to behave? I don't think so.
Tommy: Don't you hit me!
Dick: I am not hitting you.
Tommy: It hurts me on the inside, every time!
3rd Rock from the Sun Quotes
‘The Loud Solomon Family: A Dickumentary’ Quotes
Quote from Harry
Harry: [on film] Yeah. There was a time in my life when I considered being the CEO of a Fortune 500 company. But in a situation like that, you really have to ask yourself, "Have I been offered this job?"
Quote from Mary
Mary: Remember that article I wrote last year, "Where's mommy?", dissecting the post-nuclear American family?
Dick: Oh, yes. About that tyrannical blowhard and his ridiculous relatives.
Mary: Uh-huh. Honey... that was about you.
Dick: You mean I'm Dirk Sullivan?
Mary: Yes. I've been observing your family for the past 4 years.
Dick: You've what?!
Mary: And the Fleischman foundation has given me a grant to make a documentary on the typical American family. Your family.
Dick: Finally, the recognition I deserve! We'll be glorified as the ideal American family.
Mary: Not ideal so much as typical.
Quote from Mrs. Dubcek
[on Mary's film:]
Mrs. Dubcek: The Solomons are lovely people. Very nice. They're clean. They never complain, and, as for the noise, well, I think they've gotten used to it.
Mary: [v.o.] How do you think they function without a traditional mother figure?
Mrs. Dubcek: You said you were going to let me tap dance. When do I get to tap dance?