[on Mary's film:]
Mary: The next morning found the Solomons in an outwardly jovial mood, but it was clear the revelations of the night before had taken its toll.
Tommy: Here, Sally. I got you this book. It's called Ohio's Best Lesbian Hikes.
Sally: Aw, thanks, Tommy. Now I can walk and kiss women at the same time.
Dick: Well, good.
Sally: You know, Tommy... [clears throat] I'm hittin' the mall this afternoon to pick up some sensible shoes. How are you fixed for fresh, dry bedding?
Tommy: I'm doing just fine, but thanks anyway, Butch.
Dick: Is that any way for an ideal family to behave? I don't think so.
Tommy: Don't you hit me!
Dick: I am not hitting you.
Tommy: It hurts me on the inside, every time!