Dick Quote #965
Quote from Dick in D3: Judgement Day
Jennifer Ravelli: Oh, Dick. I came to Pendelton for its collection of rare books, but I found something much rarer-- the love of a good man.
Dick: Thanks. Thanks a lot.
Jennifer Ravelli: Well, I'm off to sing madrigals with my choral group. Are you sure you won't join me?
Dick: Uh, madrigals no, I don't think so.
Jennifer Ravelli: All right. I'll see you later then. [grabs Dick's ass]
Dick: Oh!
Jennifer Ravelli: Good-bye, all! [exits]
Sally: Good-bye, Jennifer.
Tommy: She's great, Dick.
Dick: Oh, yeah, she's great. There's just one problem really.
Sally: What's that?
Dick: I can't stand her!
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Quote from Nina
Nina: Quality time? You actually said "quality time"?
Mary: Well, I was just trying to define-
Nina: Is that what we talked about? Is that what we talked about?!
Mary: No.
Nina: When a man hears "quality time," he thinks it means rub your feet while you watch the Lifetime channel.
Mary: [whining] Well, what am I supposed to do?
Nina: [mocking] What am I supposed to do? You have really lost it. You have lost your groove thing. Come on! Blow smoke up his ego, make him want you.
Mary: I don't know.
Nina: You are Mary Albright. You flirt shamelessly. That's what you're famous for.
Mary: I am?
Nina: Mm-hmm.
Mary: I am.
Nina: Now, you go out there and live up to your trashy reputation.
Quote from Dick
Jennifer Ravelli: What were you doing to me, orchids?! I gave you a list of my allergies, and what was on the top of page 6, column 2? Orchids!
Dick: Okay, Jennifer, before you go any further, there's something I must say: I am breaking up with you.
Jennifer Ravelli: You're breaking up with me? You're breaking up with me?! I ended this hideous travesty of a relationship yesterday!
Mary: Yesterday? She- She broke up with you yesterday?
Dick: Oh, that's right. You broke up with me. That's how it happened. [makes a "crazy" gesture] Teetering.
Mary: You're incredible!
Jennifer Ravelli: You are so lucky that I'm allergic to any blood other than my own, because if I weren't, I would cut you open from stem to stern and dance in the red, red river of your death.
Dick: Help me, Mary, help me.
Mary: Oh, get out!
Jennifer Ravelli: A plague! A plague on you, Dick Solomon!
Quote from Sally
Sally: Guess what, you guys. Don is taking me bowling. Can you believe it? Bowling!
Harry: Hard to believe.
Sally: Just picture it: me and Don, alone our sweaty bodies intertwine... bowling.
Tommy: You don't know what bowling is, do you?
Sally: No.