Jennifer Ravelli: Oh, Dick. I came to Pendelton for its collection of rare books, but I found something much rarer-- the love of a good man.
Dick: Thanks. Thanks a lot.
Jennifer Ravelli: Well, I'm off to sing madrigals with my choral group. Are you sure you won't join me?
Dick: Uh, madrigals no, I don't think so.
Jennifer Ravelli: All right. I'll see you later then. [grabs Dick's ass]
Dick: Oh!
Jennifer Ravelli: Good-bye, all! [exits]
Sally: Good-bye, Jennifer.
Tommy: She's great, Dick.
Dick: Oh, yeah, she's great. There's just one problem really.
Sally: What's that?
Dick: I can't stand her!