Harry Quote #403
Quote from Harry in Eat, Drink, Dick, Mary
Harry: Can I help you?
Randy: Huh?
Harry: Can I help you?
Randy: Yeah. I'm lookin' for a scrawny little runt.
Harry: Oh. Well, there are a few of those around here.
Randy: Well, this guy better look out. Oh, yeah! 'Cause I'm a bad, bad apple and I'm rotten to the core.
Harry: Noted.
Randy: You note it good, baby, 'cause Randy doesn't like it when people get in his way. I'm gonna find this guy. Oh, yeah! And when I do, I'm gonna put a hurt on him and leave this note.
Harry: "Dear Vicki, I came to reclaim you. Oh, yeah!" "I also intend to kidnap Harry." You know, I don't really feel comfortable reading other people's mail.
Randy: [chuckles] I think you're Harry.
Harry: Well, I think you're Harry.
3rd Rock from the Sun Quotes
‘Eat, Drink, Dick, Mary’ Quotes
Quote from Vicki Dubcek
Dick: Vicki, you remember my true love, Dr. Mary Albright?
Vicki Dubcek: Oh, yes.
Mary: Nice to see you again, Vicki.
Vicki Dubcek: Oh, yes, ma'am, it's nice to see you, too. Doctor. [chuckles] You know, I have this little pain in my lower back-
Mary: Oh, Vicki, I'm not that kind of doctor. I'm a doctor of anthropology.
Vicki Dubcek: What is that? Is that, like, the rear?
Quote from Dick
Dick: So, what has this flagrant display of insensitivity taught you, Mary?
Mary: That you don't have a monopoly on idiotic behavior.
Dick: Exactly.
Mary: So, Dick, can you forgive and forget?
Dick: Oh, I forgive. But I don't forget. And I don't forgive.
Quote from Tommy
Tommy: Where did you find those?
Dick: In your sock drawer.
Sally: How could you? After all we've done for you.
Tommy: Okay. It's not what you think.
Dick: It's exactly what I think. It's oregano and fresh rosemary.
Sally: I can't believe it. You can cook!
Harry: You punk!
Tommy: No! No, I can't cook. I swear!
Dick: Then how do you explain this?
Tommy: This, uh... it's marijuana.
Dick: This whole time we've been eating her slop, and you're a damn gourmet!
Tommy: No! No, it's pot. I swear. I- I smoke it with my friends. I- I love to toke up on the fat daddies... dude.