Mary Quote #109
Quote from Mary in Auto Erodicka
Mary: Oh, you don't care whose feelings you hurt.
Dick: Like who?
Mary: Bug, for instance?
Dick: Oh, I didn't realize.
Mary: Of course you didn't.
Dick: Well, why are you so angry?
Mary: I'm not. As a matter of fact, I could care less what you do, you huge ass! You know, if I were the Dean, I'd slap you in the face. [slaps Dick in the face]
Dick: Hey, you're not the Dean!
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Quote from Dick
Sally: Wait, wait, wait. Dick. So you just met her, and then...
Tommy: Did you, uh... Did you use...
Dick: Oh, yeah, yeah. A three-pack. Ribbed for her pleasure. But I turned them inside out.
Sally: Oh, God, you are so selfish.
Quote from Dick
Sally: Dick, I'm buying groceries. I need the car.
Dick: Well, you can have your fun later.
Sally: I'm so sick of this. You have to get me my own car.
Tommy: Yeah, Dick. Most families do have two cars.
Dick: Most families have a couch. Most families have a mother. Most families are related. If that's what you want, go move in with most families.
Harry: Well, not that I'm thinking about it, but where exactly do most families live?
Quote from Sally
Sally: Don't worry, Tommy. We'll get a car eventually. It was just our bad luck that we happened to get the one car salesman who gives his whole profession a bad name.