Mary: Oh, you don't care whose feelings you hurt.
Dick: Like who?
Mary: Bug, for instance?
Dick: Oh, I didn't realize.
Mary: Of course you didn't.
Dick: Well, why are you so angry?
Mary: I'm not. As a matter of fact, I could care less what you do, you huge ass! You know, if I were the Dean, I'd slap you in the face. [slaps Dick in the face]
Dick: Hey, you're not the Dean!