Dick Quote #766
Quote from Dick in Auto Erodicka
Sally: Dick, I'm buying groceries. I need the car.
Dick: Well, you can have your fun later.
Sally: I'm so sick of this. You have to get me my own car.
Tommy: Yeah, Dick. Most families do have two cars.
Dick: Most families have a couch. Most families have a mother. Most families are related. If that's what you want, go move in with most families.
Harry: Well, not that I'm thinking about it, but where exactly do most families live?
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Quote from Dick
Sally: Wait, wait, wait. Dick. So you just met her, and then...
Tommy: Did you, uh... Did you use...
Dick: Oh, yeah, yeah. A three-pack. Ribbed for her pleasure. But I turned them inside out.
Sally: Oh, God, you are so selfish.
Quote from Sally
Sally: Don't worry, Tommy. We'll get a car eventually. It was just our bad luck that we happened to get the one car salesman who gives his whole profession a bad name.
Quote from Mary
Dick: I guess this is what my life has become living vicariously through the gritty romance of others.
Mary: The Gates of Windemere?
Dick: Yeah. Sasha Reese is torn between two lovers, and every step she takes is a guilty yet sensuous delight.
Mary: That's junk.
Dick: How can you say that?
Mary: I'm telling you, I've read it. It's junk. Ooh. I saw the most romantic movie last night. Man, woman, bed, cake. It's a German art film. Very riveting. Once you figure out which character's male and which character's female.