Quote from Dick in Auto Erodicka
Sally: Dick, I'm buying groceries. I need the car. Dick: Well, you can have your fun later. Sally: I'm so sick of this. You have to get me my own car. Tommy: Yeah, Dick. Most families do have two cars. Dick: Most families have a couch. Most families have a mother. Most families are related. If that's what you want, go move in with most families. Harry: Well, not that I'm thinking about it, but where exactly do most families live?