Harry Quote #269

Quote from Harry in A Nightmare on Dick Street: Part 1

Sally: Okay, this is scaring me. This is getting worse. You got to call the Big Giant Head right now.
Harry: No. Only the High Commander has that authority.
Sally: Dick is out of commission. As second in command, I order you to call him.
Harry: Okay, fine, but I'm not broadcasting in stereo. A man's got to have his limit... You have reached the transmitting signal for the Big Giant Head. All Big Giant circuits are busy right now. Please stay on the line. [hums "The Girl from Ipanema"]

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Features in the collection: Incoming Message from the Big Giant Head.

‘Incoming Message from the Big Giant Head’

Quote from Tommy in Two-Faced Dick

Harry: Well, let's have a toast, shall we? To [voice quavers] new... Incoming message from the Big Giant Head. Your request has been approved. Your Lieutenant and High Commander will be restored to their previous Earth bodies immediately, and a small fee will appear on your next statement. Transmission ending in 3, 2, 1... [Harry, Dick and Sally sneeze]
Sally: Dick?
Dick: Sally?
Both: We're back!
Dick: Isn't that great, Tommy?
Sally: Oh, isn't that cool, Tommy?
Tommy: [squints] Tommy? I'm not Tommy.
Dick: Oh, my god!
Tommy: Ah, I'm just screwin' with you.

Quote from Harry in A Nightmare on Dick Street: Part 2

Tommy: Oh, man. The High Commander and the Lieutenant are incapacitated. You know what that means? The Information Officer takes over, and that's me. I'm in charge of the mission.
Harry: Permission to speak, High Commander.
Tommy: Permission granted.
Harry: Well, we might as well just take this mission, roll it up and stick it... [voice quavers] Incoming message from the Big Giant Head. "Your request to return home for emergency maintenance has been authorized."
Tommy: Yes!
Harry: "The time-space portal will open tomorrow evening between 8:51 and 8:53 P.M. Earth time. On your journey home, we will be showing Tin Cup, starring Kevin Costner and Rene Russo."
Tommy: Well, that settles it. We're going.
Harry: "The Big Giant Head looks forward to reading your comprehensive report on the history of human civilization."
Tommy: Oh, no.

 ‘A Nightmare on Dick Street: Part 1’ Quotes

Quote from Don

Sally: So, Don you want to buy a doughnut for the gal who just made you detective?
Don: I'm not in the mood for doughnuts.
Sally: No doughnuts, Don?
Don: No.
Sally: What's wrong?
Don: A man isn't a man if he doesn't have respect. Borskey should have been mine, Sally.
Sally: It was just a fluke, Don. I mean, if you had run out of toilet paper, you could have caught him.
Don: You know what the sick irony is, Sally? I am out of toilet paper.

Quote from Dick

Dick: Oh, no. No, no, no, it can't be. It's 1994!
Tommy: Dick, they're just old magazines.
Dick: Oh. For a hundred bucks an hour, you'd think he could renew a subscription.

Quote from Dick

Nina: Here you go.
Dick: Yes! My X-ray glasses! Look out, women of Rutherford. From now on, Dick Solomon no longer has to use his imagination. [puts on glasses and looks at Nina] Nina, you're supposed to be naked.
Nina: I'm wearing my lead teddy.
Dick: Damn!