Tommy Quote #86
Quote from Tommy in Gobble, Gobble, Dick, Dick
Tommy: Forget it, Dick, I'm not putting that thing on.
Dick: Once again, you let us down.
Tommy: What are you talking about?
Dick: You're the information officer. You should have prepped us for this holiday weeks ago, and now you won't wear the costume! Is there any end to your treachery?
Tommy: Look, Dick, if it's a holiday, why don't you just take the day off my back.
Dick: Oh, I will. I will not allow my disappointment in you to destroy this festival, even though the costume would put us all in the Thanksgiving mood.
Tommy: Yeah, well, it'll put me in the crappy mood!
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‘Gobble, Gobble, Dick, Dick’ Quotes
Quote from Dick
Sally: Dick, it's the end of the world!
Dick: Wait, wait. What's going on?
Sally: There's a terrible crisis. We were at the store, and the place was a madhouse. People were cramming everything they could into their carts, especially these giant balls of butter. I got one for each of us.
Tommy: I'm telling you, something is up. The radio said the airports were jammed with people trying to get out of town.
Dick: As a matter of fact, I just saw a report on a turkey ranch, and those birds were talking apocalypse.
Sally: Apocalypse?
Dick: Well, more like "apocalopolis."
Sally: What does this all mean?
Harry: Well, I have a thought-- we're all gonna die!
Dick: All right, let's not panic. Tonight we'll turn off the lights and hunker down in the kitchen. Tomorrow morning I'll make a run to the university and find out what's going on. Police and secure the perimeter!
All: What?
Dick: Lock the doors!
Quote from Mary
Dick: Oh, Mary, I'm so sorry about everything.
Mary: What?
Dick: Oh. The tension, the fighting, the lumpy gravy.
Mary: Yeah.
Dick: You give and you give and you give until you just can't give anymore.
Mary: Mmm. Same thing happens at my house.
Dick: This happens at your house?
Mary: Why should my house be any different than 99% of all the homes in America?
Dick: What about the other one percent?
Mary: Connecticut.
Quote from Sally
Sally: Oh, Dick! We gotta get out of here!
Tommy: It's gotten worse. They've stopped delivering the mail.
Dick: Of course they have.
Sally: Someone's taken over the airwaves. There's a terrifying parade on every channel!