Tommy: Forget it, Dick, I'm not putting that thing on.
Dick: Once again, you let us down.
Tommy: What are you talking about?
Dick: You're the information officer. You should have prepped us for this holiday weeks ago, and now you won't wear the costume! Is there any end to your treachery?
Tommy: Look, Dick, if it's a holiday, why don't you just take the day off my back.
Dick: Oh, I will. I will not allow my disappointment in you to destroy this festival, even though the costume would put us all in the Thanksgiving mood.
Tommy: Yeah, well, it'll put me in the crappy mood!