Tommy Quote #197

Quote from Tommy in Collect Call for Dick

Dick: What are you doing? I was in the middle of a call!
Mary: Well, you're getting another call right now, Dick. A wake-up call from people who care about you.
Dick: Oh, good. I- I- I'm glad you're here. As a matter of fact, I could use a few bucks, maybe $20, $30 from each of you.
Tommy: We'll write you a check.
Dick: You will?
Tommy: A reality check.
Mrs. Dubcek: I'm not writing any checks.

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Quote from Mrs. Dubcek

Sally: Okay. You guys ready?
Mary: He's not going to like this.
Tommy: We've got to confront him. It's for his own good.
Mrs. Dubcek: Now you swear this intervention is not for me? Because I have fallen for that twice.

Quote from Dick

Sally: How could you have gotten so carried away?
Dick: I don't know. Maybe I was just trying to fill some emotional void. Maybe I never really felt loved by my mother.
Tommy: Dick, you never had a mother.
Dick: See? That's a pretty serious void.

Quote from Harry

Harry: [burps] Oh, I'm sorry. Probably the secret Rusty's sauce.
Tommy: That's just ketchup.
Harry: Oh, well, thank you so much for ruining it for me, Tommy.