Dick: What are you doing? I was in the middle of a call!
Mary: Well, you're getting another call right now, Dick. A wake-up call from people who care about you.
Dick: Oh, good. I- I- I'm glad you're here. As a matter of fact, I could use a few bucks, maybe $20, $30 from each of you.
Tommy: We'll write you a check.
Dick: You will?
Tommy: A reality check.
Mrs. Dubcek: I'm not writing any checks.