Sally: Okay. You guys ready?
Mary: He's not going to like this.
Tommy: We've got to confront him. It's for his own good.
Mrs. Dubcek: Now you swear this intervention is not for me? Because I have fallen for that twice.

Sally: How could you have gotten so carried away?
Dick: I don't know. Maybe I was just trying to fill some emotional void. Maybe I never really felt loved by my mother.
Tommy: Dick, you never had a mother.
Dick: See? That's a pretty serious void.

Dick: My burger is infested with pigs.
Tommy: No, you know what these are? They're Fuzzy Buddies. They're promotional giveaways. See? "Collect them all."
Dick: Why?
Tommy: I don't know. That way you have them all.
Dick: You'd think they'd put something useful in a fun lunch. Like a nice pair of slacks.
Sally: Yeah, or a fedora.
Tommy: Oh, fedoras are back.
Dick: When were they out?
Harry: Never, to my mind.
Sally: Yeah. Fedoras are perennial classics. They're my favorite hat.