Harry Quote #658
Quote from Harry in Red, White & Dick
Sally: Do you think, like, you know, we need somebody to be in charge of equality? You know, just to make sure things stay equal?
Tommy: That's not a bad idea. Just a little extra paperwork, not much glory. But who?
Sally: Harry? You into it?
Harry: Me? I don't know.
Tommy: It'll look good on your resume.
Sally: Yeah.
Harry: Then I'd be the guy who's in charge of equality and teaches math to inner-city school children.
Sally: Harry, you don't teach math.
Harry: Okay, so I padded it.
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‘Red, White & Dick’ Quotes
Quote from Nina
Mary: I'm sorry. I get a little passionate about this. You know, my family came over on the Mayflower.
Dick: The Mayflower?
Nina: Oh, boy.
Mary: That's right. Neddy Albright was one of the first settlers to come to America on the Mayflower.
Dick: Nina, was your family on the Mayflower?
Nina: No, we came over on a different boat. But I'm sure we hooked up with the Albrights soon after we arrived.
Quote from Tommy
Dick: You know, I had such a great time with Mary today. In the past, there's always been this human-alien barrier. But today, we were just two Americans.
Tommy: You're Canadian.
Dick: What?!
Tommy: Your passport here says you're Canadian.
Harry: Guilty.
Dick: No! How come I'm not American?
Tommy: Well, I thought it would look pretty suspicious if all four members of our family were from the same country.
Dick: I can't argue with that logic. What am I gonna do? How am I gonna tell Mary that's she's sleeping with the enemy?
Quote from Dick
Dick: Care for a Canadian lager?
Mary: Oh, put that away. We're at school.
Dick: Fine. Fine. Mmm. Mary, this Canadian bacon is good stuff. Would you like some?
Mary: I don't think I've ever had Canadian bacon.
Dick: Oh, Mary, you've been having it for the last four years!