Sally: Do you think, like, you know, we need somebody to be in charge of equality? You know, just to make sure things stay equal?
Tommy: That's not a bad idea. Just a little extra paperwork, not much glory. But who?
Sally: Harry? You into it?
Harry: Me? I don't know.
Tommy: It'll look good on your resume.
Sally: Yeah.
Harry: Then I'd be the guy who's in charge of equality and teaches math to inner-city school children.
Sally: Harry, you don't teach math.
Harry: Okay, so I padded it.