Stanley Quote #133

Quote from Stanley in Suit Warehouse

Stanley: Ah! So, this is what 2:00 P.M. looks like around here!
[aside to camera:]
Stanley: I usually take a siesta about now.


 ‘Suit Warehouse’ Quotes

Quote from Dwight K. Schrute

Dwight K. Schrute: Stone and Son Suit Warehouse recently lost their paper provider. They're a family owned business. [chuckles] Jim and I used to clean up at those. We'd go in pretending to be family, brothers. We did it at a family owned law firm, at a family owned construction company, and a family owned motorcycle store. Jim and Dwight Schrupert. I was the dynamic, likable winner that was doted upon by Mom. And Jim was the closeted foot fetishist pretending to belong. The client never knew any of that. But I knew.

Quote from Darryl

Darryl: Damn! Jim, you got a real Facebook energy going on here man. You Zuckerberged this place out!

 Stanley Hudson Quotes

Quote from A.A.R.M.

Stanley: Over the course of this documentary I've had three affairs. If you find my body in a ditch, let me save the police some trouble: my wife did it.

Quote from Did I Stutter?

Stanley: It's like I used to tell my wife. "I do not apologize unless I think I'm wrong and if you don't like it, you can leave." And I say the same thing to my current wife, and I'll say it to my next one too.