Jim Quote #620
Jim: Today we will be testing candidates for the position of assistant to the assistant to the regional manager.
Erin: Aw, heck ya!
Pam: Nice.
Dwight K. Schrute: You'll always have the upper hand, when you've got a good a-arm. Trademark pending.
Jim: This is not an excuse to blow off work doing carnival-like activities. Sure, every participant will be getting a corn dog, but that's for fueling only. No savoring.
Dwight K. Schrute: What an honor. God, I envy them.
Jim: He envies you.
Dwight K. Schrute: You don't need to repeat right now, when I'm saying it.
Jim: Alright.
[aside to camera:]
Jim: By 2:00, Dwight will chose himself to be assistant to his own assistant, me.
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